Saturday, September 01, 2007
| mademoiselle 9/01/2007 02:48:00 PM |
Spermapouse - by cheryl.
okeh.
So I've been wondering lately,
that why Dad has been so naggy like a domestic houseman.
Over the mundane chores he can make a big fuss outta it.
For example yesterday, when i was in town.
I was really amazed he can call me just to screw me merely over a vacuum cleaner.
and i decided to check out regarding men's menopause.
which the correct term is called Andropause.
Signs and symptoms of low testosterone can include:
- Reduced sexual desire (only mom knows?)
- Infertility ( dont think so)
- A decrease in spontaneous erections (such as during sleep) (no idea)
- Swollen or tender breasts (gynecomastia) (ubber cool)
- Loss of body and pubic hair (eh, a little bit counted?)
- Small or shrinking testes (censored)
- Height loss and thinning bones (my dad is short)
- Reduced muscle bulk and strength ( kinda )
- Hot flushes and sweats ( i think so)
Other signs and symptoms can include:
- Decreased energy, motivation and self-confidence ( extremely agree)
- Feeling sad or depressed ( cant agree more)
- Poor concentration and memory ( slightly)
- Sleep apnea or other sleep problems (he sleeps like a pig)
- A low red blood cell count (mild anemia) (err. no)
- Increased body fat ( Remain the same)
- Diminished physical or work performance ( maybe)
Conclusion: Some symptoms are developing, and according to scientific facts, a man would face andropause when he's turning 50 or more. and Dad's 48 already. omg. God bless me.
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?Mademoiselle Rachel